Just wee little itty bitty flaw on your plan, lady
Yea, you can’t die for one year, but you can feel excruciating pain and be unable to even move a single muscle because of sever third degree burns literally all over your body. Not to mention probably blind AND deaf due to fire damage, the pain being the only thing you’ll ever feel for the whole duration of that unbelievably long year.
But you know, not dead.
Seriously, did Zack Weiner never hear about Johnny Got His Gun? Or I Have Not Mouth And I Must Scream? Or that song by Metallica, One, which is not only based on, but also uses clips from “Johnny Got His Gun” in its music video?
I think the lesson here is that you shouldn’t really make comics about the inscrutable designs of God if you can’t be as creatively cruel as Him, you know.